Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No time for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every bit of the ride.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been doing.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming night.
We're not demanding. We’re just offering you the deal.
Guys: Please Nail Me Right ASAP
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Seriously! This Bunch of Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! here It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- For Real| This is getting Way Too Intense.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Get Straight up Lit
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta crank it up and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.